“How does your nose connect to your throat? I mean, like, when you laugh sometimes, why do orange juice and noodles come out your nose?”
(Orange juice and noodles?)
Try explaining sinuses to a nine year old. Without pictures. In the dark.
But he quickly moved on:
“How big do you think a hamster’s stomach is?”
(A hamster’s stomach? What in the world? The kid has never had one.)
I don’t know if that fist rule is true for hamsters, but that’s the answer I used. You know, a human stomach is about the size of your fist? So….a hamster’s stomach would be…paw-sized?
Parenting this child is going to make me an expert on completely random and useless facts.
Thank God for Google.